Woah!

I thought I had posted a couple of things in the last couple of weeks, but now it occurs to me that I was only composing them in my head and never got around to actually writting them.  The problem is that now I've totally forgotten the absolutely hilarous stuff I had planned, so I have to find other absolutely hilarious stuff to write about.  Luckily the news is FULL of stuff to write about lately.

Now, I don't usually like writing about stuff in the news, since I'm not all that political, and the news is essentially useless as a medium for information.  As a semi-aquatic monotreme I prefer a level of objectiveness in news reporting, but that simply doesn't exist, and it probably never did.

Actually, I've decided I don't really need to write anything, I just need to show you this picture completely out of context:

LOL, I'm acting like my retarded son right now!