So, I love Chinese Food. It may well be the most perfect thing in the world after Captain Strange, Coffee, Red Wine, and drunken late night runs to Denny's that you only sort of remember the next day...mostly because your hand still smells like the waitress's cleavage.
But, my love of Chinese Food has nothing to do with my I want to be a Chinese Waitress.
Mostly, I want to be a Chinese Waitress because they can get away with almost anything and people find it CHARMING. Okay, most people. Captain Strange was all sad-mad panda because he got whatever dish the kitchen decided to make him at my favorite greasy Chinese place. I think it's awesome when they do that. I just order the same thing every time and I get whatever they feel like giving me. I love not having to decide.
Being a Chinese Waitress is sort of like being a weatherman, really. You rarely have to get things right. Only, maybe it's better because you can just basically throw food on the table and walk away and people think it's fun and you don't have to dress like a douche.
I think for some people having a bitchy Chinese Waitress is sort of a cultural interaction. They get to go, "OMG! We had Chinese food and a foreigner was rude to us. I feel so cultured." Or whatever it is that people who masturbate to pictures of Glenn Beck and/or Sarah Palin say.
