So, after some contemplation I decided to move this post over to this blog, because it really is 100001% more appropriate here, and I think this is the spark that gave me the idea for this blog (besides all the people that tell me how much they love reading my Facebook updates, and this is really the same sort of thing but bigger and longer - like my arms, not my penis).
This is obviously the most important piece of literature written in the history of humanity. Fuck you Bible, fuck you Rosetta Stone, and especially you Stephanie Myers.
These are cuter than your children. Even the ones related to me.
"I present to you the awesome you can NEVER be."
"LOOK AT ME, BITCH, LOOK AT ME WHILE I SWIM OVER YOU!"
