It's very clear that T-Rex Jesus is the Superior Savior. His arms are too short for you to crucify him (unlike human Jesus) he doesn't cast people out of the temple, he fucking eats them like Doritos (also unlike human Jesus).
But, T-Rex Jesus failed at one thing, warning all the other dinosaurs that there was a meteor on the way. If T-Rex Jesus had actually been the son of God (in this case it wasn't Yahweh, it was a big squiggly fish monster in space that actively discouraged it's followers to touch underage dinosaurs), he might have been able to save the other dinosaurs. Instead T-Rex Jesus actually had a form of schizophrenia that caused him to imagine that he was someone millions of years in the future who was actually imagining that he was T-Rex Jesus.
 |
| Yes, the dinosaurs had NASA. |
 |
| He thought about wearing a fez instead, but they hadn't been invented yet. |
 |
| Jesus stands up to the cross... |
 |
| LOL! Mass Extinction! |
Note: I have to thank my brother, the illustrious George Yancey (also: Captain Awesome if you talk to the right people, not to be confused with Captain Strange who is the man who puts up with my relationship fail skills) for originally coming up with T-Rex Jesus. He told me about it ages ago.
