I'm still not 100% sure that this is how it is done. I see this as being slightly more complicated, but it does make sense, consider the following:
1) All abortions are done with wire hangers.
2) All doctors like to go fishing.
3) There is no reason abortions can't be like fishing.
4) The woman is first anesthesized and then sat in an upside chair. Well, she probably gets in the chair first.
5) The complicated part of this is catching the fetus (a.k.a. what the doctor is fishing for) before the woman's head explodes from all the blood rushing to it.
This does have a few different perks to it that I think we can all understand:
1) Doctors have more fun.
2) Doctors can do multiple abortions at the same time.
3) If abortions are as easy as fetus-fishing there is no reason why everyone can't have one (okay, I guess some of you don't want people to have abortions, but if they didn't have abortions then this wouldn't be as funny).
New abortion clinic slogan: Abortions - Now that it's like fishing it's better then sex!
